Garlic Bread
I am eating what is probably the worst garlic bread I have ever made. I mean no offense to Emily, who has gone back to California. Who left me to finish what she started. Who purchased the baguette I used. The one that was 99 cents. The one that wasn’t good enough to finish. The one I put in the freezer so it wouldn’t go bad.
I didn’t use the oven, because 1. It sometimes doesn’t work and I am weaning myself off of it, just in case I live in an oven-less world someday, 2. I am trying to use my toaster oven more because I just bought it, and 3. Supposedly it is more efficient to bake things that are little in appliances that are not big enough to put your head in.
I am normally pretty successful in reviving freezer bread. Splash some water on it. Throw it in the oven. Turn the knob to HOT. Or maybe ON. Depending on the model. And leaving it alone until I remember it while I’m in the middle of doing something and running back to make sure it’s not on fire.
My success concerning this particular incident is questionable.
Still, I continued. I used three cloves of garlic which is… not the right amount? and maybe not enough butter. I am trying to watch how much soy I’m putting in my body since I generally become uncomfortable after eating too much WholeSoy yogurt or cereal (which I eat with rice milk now and still makes me a little nauseous. I am going to try almond, now, though. We’ll see how that goes. This is also assuming that I can afford cereal. Also, I never took real milk well, either. I remember feeling uneasy after the few breakfasts I woke up in time for. My sister is developed an intolerance to lactose in high school, I believe, despite doing a school report on local cow farms, which for some reason I thought might protect her. Or prove to her body that she liked cows a lot. I don’t really understand how things work. Anyway, a lot of Asians are lactose intolerant and I am probably, to some degree, one of those dudes.
Back to the garlic bread.
I don’t know what happened.
The worst part is, in my greed, I made these when neither of my roommates were home. Normally when I make garlic bread, I feel guilty for no reason and have to at least a piece to each of them or whoever is around. So. Crap. I’m eating like a whole baguette of bad garlic bread by myself.



